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jay and silent bob

Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the shit out of them for being so stupid. I can't believe Miramax would have anything to do with this shit.
I, for one, will be boycotting this movie. Who's with me?
by B. Buster September 11, 2006
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happy bob

happy bob aka sean rowe is very gay and has no penis
my go happy bob your so gay with your lack of penis
by shaun October 7, 2004
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Jay And Silent Bob

Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone (815) 993-6585 or on line at www.watsekatheatre.com .
Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.
by Rocmaven November 13, 2011
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bob on my crank

to bob on ones penis, to give head, to suck dick, to suck dick for crack, to do what hailey does
carlo says: "yo bitch come bob on my crank"
by hussy September 26, 2006
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bob's your monkhouse

same as bob's your uncle, but about bob monkhouse
bob's your monkhouse!
by Comedy's Matt Lee version 2.0 February 23, 2008
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bits-n-bobs

To be used when questioned by friends about what happened with a particular person on any given time or date . normally used when full sex has not taken part but everything else without being specific in the exact details .
billy " what happened with you and tracey last night"

bob " not much"

billy " bits-n-bobs?"

bob " yeah bits-n-bobs"
by eddie sedz September 1, 2006
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sexual panda bob

the king of sexual pandas including (but not limited to) sexual panda reb, sexual panda kev, sexual panda mela.
Sexual Panda Bob came over last night and made me 42 dollars.
by Court March 4, 2004
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