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max the simp

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep
by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022
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max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard
Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment
by Max employment June 5, 2018
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Max

Some girl named Jlo is dating him because he is so fricken fine!
Oh look it is max we better get away before Jlo gets here
by !!Who dat April 28, 2025
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Max

Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.
Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit
by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022
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Maxxing

The practice of intentionally and systematically optimizing or maximizing a specific attribute, skill, or aspect of oneself, akin to leveling up a character in a video game. This can apply to various contexts, such as physical fitness, personal development, or any area where improvement and enhancement are sought.
"John has been gym maxxing for the past year, focusing on building muscle and improving his overall fitness."
by Shimizu Naomi June 12, 2024
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Max Magaz

I want to ride on Max Magazs dick
by tabbbyzznotfound June 16, 2020
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Perty-Maxing

Being utterly unable to handle social relationships and instead just being comforted by ai and fast food
Bros Perty-Maxing
by Auxilia-Hater February 24, 2025
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