meat greased

When a man cums on a girl’s pussy lips.

Are you going to grease Jenna’s meat tonight?

Yeah I was with Paul last night and got my meat greased.

by Clickman January 31, 2020

Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.

Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.

by Margor the Great June 13, 2015

Half the meat

When a girl has an iud ring in her cooch so she tells you ya can’t go too deep..

Girl: I have an iud ring so don’t try and get all up in my guts.

Me: don’t worry babe I’ll only give ya half the meat

by Ron Rico June 5, 2018

Flying Meat

When someone has a boner in mid-air

I was skydiving when I had flying meat.

by GipsyDanger34 May 18, 2014

meat crust

Meat crust is when the outside of any type of meat is cooked/fried/broiled black to form a crust/layer of blackened meat on only the outside

Jimmy yelled at the cook in the restaurant, "MY MEAT HAS MEAT CRUST ON IT!!"

by TheJetBlackRaven April 10, 2015

Meat masher

Meat Masher: An adjective describing a women who gives hand jobs often.

Damn that girl is a real Meat masher

by T O A S T January 25, 2022

Meat runs

When you and your crackhead friends steal a bunch of meat from different grocery stores, then sell it on the street for more dope money.

Yo, lets go do some meat runs so we can go buy some more crack.

by M.runz July 10, 2017