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Dude wipe

A not so masculine man attempting to be more masculine by participating (badly) in manly activities
He was shooting a bow & arrow! ..he doesn't do that! He's a dude wipe!
by Ron VaShon November 12, 2024
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Sugary Dude

men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.

also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.
Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?

Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.

Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?

Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...

Man 1: ... sugary dude.
by baconforpresident September 8, 2018
mugGet the Sugary Dudemug.

cool amongus balls dude

me
"Hey look at that guy! He's like a cool amongus balls dude!"
by Chubby_Squid February 7, 2022
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Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020
mugGet the Got my fuckin eggs yolked dudemug.

Dude

A form of slang usually spoken in the U.S. towards a friend or person. Typically used as a pronoun BUT if you ask Nick Jonas, it can be used as noun or an adverb or an adjective.
"In my whole career, all I wanted was acceptance from Kid Cudi. I don't care about nothing else! This dude saved my life."

-Travis Scott
"In my eyes, there's no one better than Stevie Wonder. He's a top dude." -Ed Sheeran
by Cat Rich July 14, 2019
mugGet the Dudemug.

Dude ass

I need some dude ass over here am I right fellas!?
Damn bro let me get a piece of that dude ass
mugGet the Dude assmug.

Splenda Dude

A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.
"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"
by Aros22 April 27, 2016
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