Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.
by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018
Get the Beating The One Eyed Pythonmug. Feb 4th the day that you beat up or lightly punch your friend or acquaintance named pheobe for all their wrong doings or simply because it’s part of the tradition!
Person: oh my gosh I can’t believe it’s February already!
Person2: yea and on February 4th it’ll be beat up phoebe day!
Person: oh gosh….
Person2: yea and on February 4th it’ll be beat up phoebe day!
Person: oh gosh….
by Lizard05 February 4, 2022
Get the Beat up phoebe daymug. Some dude: Did you just call my momma ugly?
some other girl: yes i did
Some dude: Im gonna punch you
Some dude seeing whats happening: Beat his ahh bro!
some other girl: yes i did
Some dude: Im gonna punch you
Some dude seeing whats happening: Beat his ahh bro!
by somegirl24268 June 26, 2023
Get the Beat his ahh bro!mug. "You know, after Bill fixes my computer, he hangs around long after the problem is fixed. That dude always stays a beat too long."
by CollieK February 3, 2010
Get the Stays a beat too longmug. Person 1: Have you heard lil ignorants new song titled I beat my wife?
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf
by Soda 7up January 1, 2023
Get the I beat my wifemug. by Joe 344 August 30, 2005
Get the beat up from the street upmug. by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019
Get the National Beat Your Meat Daymug.