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Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.
"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"
by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018
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Beat up phoebe day

Feb 4th the day that you beat up or lightly punch your friend or acquaintance named pheobe for all their wrong doings or simply because it’s part of the tradition!
Person: oh my gosh I can’t believe it’s February already!
Person2: yea and on February 4th it’ll be beat up phoebe day!
Person: oh gosh….
by Lizard05 February 4, 2022
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Beat his ahh bro!

Some dude: Did you just call my momma ugly?
some other girl: yes i did
Some dude: Im gonna punch you
Some dude seeing whats happening: Beat his ahh bro!
by somegirl24268 June 26, 2023
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Stays a beat too long

To remain in a general area long after your assistance is no longer required, needed.
"You know, after Bill fixes my computer, he hangs around long after the problem is fixed. That dude always stays a beat too long."
by CollieK February 3, 2010
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I beat my wife

A very romantic song made by lil ignorant
Person 1: Have you heard lil ignorants new song titled I beat my wife?
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf
by Soda 7up January 1, 2023
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beat up from the street up

That stripper was beat up from the street up!
by Joe 344 August 30, 2005
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National Beat Your Meat Day

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!
National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.
by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019
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