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Colombian Pink Eye

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.
Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.
by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022
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queer as pink ink

Very very ultra fucking homosexual flamboyant faggot that acts like your aunt Mary.
“Hey Mike”, “that fucking faggot is queer as pink ink”.
by The Feuer March 4, 2022
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The Cyclops with Pink Eye

Removing a prosthetic eye and inserting it into receiver's anus.
"Dude, my girl and I made The Cyclops with Pink Eye, I've had pink eye for a week now."
by JA1995 August 19, 2018
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Sink Some Pink

Ingesting Pepto Bismol, especially after a particualarly bad case of Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, or Diarrhea.
"I just had to Sink Some Pink-- I should really start eating better."
by Koraichu May 3, 2023
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Pink Sock Slurpee

When a sexual partner prolapses one's anus and begins to suck on the leftover pink sock.
Babe after you're finished up in the front why don't you move to the back and give me a pink sock slurpee.
by Pink Sock lover January 23, 2021
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Pink Mason Jar

A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.
Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:

Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022
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Pink Panther Shit

Having a shit while completely naked

(Origins From a meme)
“Man That Taco Bell had my stomach so bad, I had to resort to the dreaded... pink panther shit”
by KevIN$$ July 26, 2018
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