Watch out for that Man Plasm on the floor, dad is having a mid-life crisis and just leaves it anywhere
by Minge Broker April 08, 2009
A Man Fact is the sort of fact that men have a tendency to profess as the truth and as though it were an actual fact but in reality they actually have no idea and are making, at best, an educated guess.
Woman: I really don't think you should have another beer.
Man: I disagree, the most recent study shows that regular beer drinking can improve my mental capacity for learning new tasks. I am sure you would appreciate this in the bedroom honey.
Woman: That's just plain untrue. That is a Man Fact.
Man: I disagree, the most recent study shows that regular beer drinking can improve my mental capacity for learning new tasks. I am sure you would appreciate this in the bedroom honey.
Woman: That's just plain untrue. That is a Man Fact.
by Leasie56 January 20, 2010
by King Leonitis April 30, 2010
The terrible abscess in the well-maintained order of the cosmos. The nothing beneath everything. The crawling chaos, the screaming wretch, the degradation that comes to all things.
He was here before it all, and when the night claims this world and all those like it he will remain. Beyond hope, beyond fear, beyond the blustering facade that you, in your misguided youth, call reality.
NO
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He was here before it all, and when the night claims this world and all those like it he will remain. Beyond hope, beyond fear, beyond the blustering facade that you, in your misguided youth, call reality.
NO
N
O
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Hey, did you see the game last night?
Yeah, it was really///eally|| no he's ::::::: HERE PLEASE NO the the scarrow man has come.
Yeah, it was really///eally|| no he's ::::::: HERE PLEASE NO the the scarrow man has come.
by Scarrow Man May 01, 2021
by Big jake February 28, 2018
Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’
by Litcunt February 04, 2020