Grass Man

An ultimate life form that hunts down human in order to “cut them back”, because the humans cut too much grass so it is time for grass to cut back.

I’m the grass man. I come out, I tract down humans, and cut them back!

by GrassMan(aka:VhappyWagon69) April 15, 2020

stinko man

strong bad's counterpart in the japenese cartoon world. Is the guy. flies around in cool poses.

japenese cartoon HR: Hey, stinko man! Everyone says you're the guy! I want to be the guy too!

by david March 18, 2004

Cheese Man

Very epic, Good at smash bros, will destroy you with pichu.

i just lost to cheese man
he was pichu

by Very epic December 16, 2019

man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...

Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.

by Write Joeson July 5, 2014

Man Slave

A submissive male that lives only to please his mistress in any way desired, financially or physically.

Todd was Eva's man slave, first he had to wash the dishes and then wash her.

by Sarah.Gibson31 June 9, 2018

Cuts Man

Probably the hardest boss in Megas Man 1

Cuts Man: Cuts Man's the name, cutting's my game, and I don't mean hair!

by SuperKingKamehamehaBiatch January 3, 2021

Man-purring

Man-purring man purr AKA snoring; After going on a sports camp with several dad helpers there was one dad who snored constantly throughout the night. After several hours of sleepless annoyance, the rhythm of the snoring became deliriously comforting and relaxing, vaguely like a fat cat purring when it is content. Some of the coaches (and dads) complained the next morning of the constant snoring, but the 'man-purrer' awoke refreshed and oblivious to the issues he created. Snoring is a derogatory term for a natural and innocent act, blamed mostly on men. The dads all later agreed that we only snore because we are exhausted and contented - thus the term 'Man-purring' was coined. Man-purring is a far more politically correct name for an outdated, derogatory and argument-causing term known annoyingly as 'snoring'. 'Man-purring' displays to our partners a more innocent and sincere meaning for a common and natural phenomenon - "Men - do we snore? No, we 'man-purr.'"

Wife "I hope you slept well last night, you kept me awake with your continual snoring",
Husband "Darling, I'm so sorry, it wasn't deliberate - I didn't mean to snore, it was only man-purring. When I'm sleepy and laying next to you, you make me feel so relaxed and happy with life so I 'man-purr' ...I love you so much!

by Brett Witherby January 15, 2017