A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.
by Hardbard April 7, 2023
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is that one friend who hate family, has to much energy, punches holes in drywall, and will prolly die at 25 from how much monter energy drinks he drinks
Friend 1: "Holy sh** kyle is a mad man"
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*
by KoolKid102 June 27, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.
by crazykoolkid November 14, 2019
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Get the Kylee mug.Kyle is a guy with a very big penis and a alpha male. Kyle is usually nice, funny and gets the bad bitches. Kyle is not the smartest person in the world, but smart enough to pass exams.
by dee dee doo doo person September 11, 2020
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Get the Kyle mug.A male Karen treats ppl bad who did nothing to him, he wears the stupid haircut with his bangs sticking straight up cuz he thinks he’s still got a baby face. He glorify his high schools days cuz that’s when karens and kyles peak and they age like milk after that. And they expect females to pay their own way and have something to bring to his table bcuz he does not care what a woman looks like just how she can serve bcuz he thinks he is superior to all women and other races
He was totally being a Kyle when treat the nice restaurant staff like shit for no reason and his stupid haircut with the bangs sticking straight up made everyone want to puke and he call the police to snitch on some ppl jaywalking
by Rosie pie June 3, 2021
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