Chubby legs

When someones legs are so chubby they wobble when they walk

Aarons got really chubby legs he's too scared to wear shorts

by bigboy36 July 9, 2018

two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 15, 2018

A hook leg

A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.

I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.

Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

achy quaky legs

What Billy Ray Cyrus would have after a long period of gathering returnable beverage containers on a hot day. Good luck gettin' any sleep that night.

"...So do not tell my legs, my achy quaky legs, to take one more step till they get a rest --- whooooohhh!"

by QuacksO August 8, 2018

sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.

Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?

by BluntWhiskers August 9, 2018

wrestler's leg syndrome

Someone with unusually large calves in proportion to their body

That dude is small up top but down low he has a bad case of wrestler's leg syndrome

by clickeye3 August 9, 2018

Stubbly Legs

Unshaven legs, specifically when previously shaven but hair starts to grow out

Him: Hey, are you going out like that?
Her: Yea, why not? Can't take to see my stubbly legs!

by pseudochasm August 15, 2018