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La de smoke

the meaning is basically when you try to cheat your professor in a presentation with something that you didn't do it.
I was in the school with a maths exam, and I do it La de Smoke to approve.
When you use autotune for make millions, you are doing La de Smoke to be rich.
by BigSmokeLadeSmoke May 9, 2019
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Smoke show

When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff
Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?

Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.

Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?

Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know
by ButtMaestro March 1, 2023
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Smoke this dick

When the dick so lit she gotta hit it twice...
"My girlfriend said she's wants to come over but doesn't want to get high tonight. Shittt, She Better smoke this DICKK!" OR "What she got that good throat!? Shittt, She Better Smoke This DICKKK!" OR "My girlfriend has been promising to suck my dick all day. Just as she was about to do it, she decided to go for a cigarette. Just as she opened the door to leave i replied; 'Shitttt, You Better Smoke this DICKKK!!"
by WIENE May 4, 2020
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smoked

being better then someone in video games
"I smoked Samir 19-0 in Rocket League!"
by v1be September 28, 2022
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Smoking pine cones

Often associated with marijuana and cigarettes, smoking pine cones is used by older teachers when trying to be hip and edgy. Could also be a marijuana shroom, to be further researched.
Come on kids, let’s go get those marijuanas, smoking pine cones is all the rage, eh!?!”
by That cool teach’ October 31, 2017
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Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
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