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Guatemalan Surprise

When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.
We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel
by Alellermo Brackreras December 22, 2007
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sunrise

A whore, slut, or skank who has intercourse at the crack of dawn, whether you're awake or not.
She's a sunrise whore.

Shut your mouth, sunrise.
by Zatchman January 26, 2009
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mooshu surprise

to perform oral pleasure on a female corps, while another individual jumps upon the stomach. Whatever ghastly wasted that comes flying into the mouth of the individual performing oral sexy is the surprise.
sicko1: "plans for tonight?"
sicko2: "kinda in the mood for a mooshu surprise!"
sicko1: "sweet! i know just the grave site!"
by Tom O'foolery April 22, 2010
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driscoll surprise

This is the real Driscoll there is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick.
Driscoll surprise has no set definition its a mystery.
by The Real Driscoll February 25, 2005
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Surprise Surprise

when your about to cum from a bj and you yell surpirse surprise and shoot her in the head and fuck the bullethole
I surprise surprise but i get blood on my cock
by fuckermanfuky May 24, 2008
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califorina sunrise

when you are getting head you pee in the femails mouth.
by pouch monkey for life April 9, 2010
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Arabian Surprise

when a man cums on a girl
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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