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National slap tit day 

Since girls think it’s funny to slap our ass and dicks on April 12 we will slap their tits!
yo it’s national slap tit day so i can slap a girls tit
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atomic bitch-slap 

A bitch slap in which the one delivering starts with his or her hand below the waist.
Rubbernecker #1: "Oh, shit! That poor bastard just got bitch slapped!"
Rubbernecker #2: "No, no, my friend. That was an ATOMIC bitch-slap. Notice how that poor bastard's assailant pulled his hand all the way below his waist before letting loose? Man, he's gonna need to put some ice on that."
atomic bitch-slap by Lord Humungous November 25, 2006
Its when you actually load on your palm & slap the shit out of somone(pref. a female). If you wait till it gets cold you get extra points, as a cold load is more offensive.
I dealt that little skeezer a cold "cum slap" for holding out till the second date.
cum slap by wiggz September 20, 2006

danza slap 

When, after oral sex, a man pulls his penis out of the woman's face, and proceeds to smack it across the woman's cheeks. Used mostly as a finishing move. Not to be confused with turkeyslapping, which is just a smack in the face with a penis, not necessarily to a woman who is giving oral sex, or even someone who wants to be near the penis.
That girl actually asked me to danza slap her, but I told her that I don't do that to my sister.
danza slap by Paccali November 14, 2002

Lombardy Slap 

When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).
Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."

Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"

Bieber Slap

Occurs when a man hits something with his testicles. This could be on purpose or an accident. Primarily occurs when he strikes a woman in the face with his testicles on purpose. Also a derogatory remark when used as a threat.
I'm gonna Bieber Slap you right in the face!

Owwwww! I just Bieber Slapped myself on that chair

Last night I Bieber Slapped my girl...
Bieber Slap by Tucker Merrick September 10, 2010