staten island shower

Using hand sanitizer to clean ur armpits then applying deodorant

I don’t have enough time to get ready so I guess I gotta take a staten island shower lmao don’t judge

by Lamps piano June 28, 2020

shower kitty

A skunk. When you get too close to that kitty, you’ll have to take a shower.

I was up all night bathing the dogs last night- they found another shower kitty

by Professional Humanoid September 13, 2020

chateau shower

when you stay in the chateau in France and do a shit in the public showers.

haynes you wouldn't believe it i caught sam last night doing a chateau shower

by butt chug chad September 17, 2020

chateau shower

When staying a chateau and take a shit in the public showers

Haynes i can't believe i just caught sam doing a chateau shower

by butt chug chad September 20, 2020

2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.

Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed

by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020

Confetti Shower

The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.

- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.

by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 5, 2020

Golden Shower

Getting urinated on in a sexual manner.

boy: Yo I gave Tahlia a golden shower last night, she loves them!

by naughtybo1 October 6, 2020