International thug/pimp awareness day

This holiday recognizes thugs and pimps just like you! It is celebrated on June 15th every year.

International thug/pimp awareness day is tomorrow!

by 00yuiop00 May 25, 2024

pimp

Computer slang for "peeing in my pants". When lol, rotfl, or lmfao just doesn't convey how hard one is laughing, pimp takes it a step further.
See also: lol,rotfl,lmao,lmfao

Dave: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
Steve: I don't know....why?
Dave: He wanted to see Pooh
Steve: PIMP!

by DJBurnside December 12, 2008

C pimp

A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day.

Wow look at C pimp he really pullin des hoes today.

by Jonald crox February 13, 2021

Pimp

Me

Oh wow bella she’s such a pimp

by Bella fuschillo July 8, 2021

shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.

note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!

by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008

Pimp

A person who fucks bitches and gets money

Person 1:Yo u see amy she on some pimp shit

Person 2: Yeah she fucked Daniel and Jason

by Megan_the_stallion December 12, 2020

salty pimp

To be a salty pimp means to have game or to be experienced in the art of attraction

Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with

by qwerty kid June 15, 2016