parker

fuckin stoner with a massive cock. if u know a parker keep em at bay. hes a lil wild

yo parker come er n fuck me

by soupersoup April 22, 2020

Parker

Parker is a very interesting little dude, you often meet him at a church. He will always be a year younger then you but he is still very attractive. He loves his sketchers more then his family and he likes to hide behind things.

look at Parker, i think he has a new pair of sketchers.

by silly vlogs May 11, 2020

Parker

A demented cuck who barely graduated high school and will probably work at a Chipotle or a KFC for the rest of his miserable life.

Girl 1: Ugh, I'm so glad I broke up with my boyfriend
Girl 2: Yea, he was such a Parker

by Brendyne May 13, 2020

parker

parker is a hot sexy man

omg parker is so hot

by bigbootayboy July 10, 2020

Parker

a fucking retard that has no fucking friends and sucks dick for living

Girl1: Who's that
Girl2:that's parker he fucking retarded and gay

by Guamole nigga July 10, 2020

Parker

Parker is a very outgoing person, and likes to protect his girl and won't let anyone mess with his girl, he loves very physically demanding sports sports like Whitewater kayaking, dirtbiking, and Wrestling, Parker is a great friend and if you ever come by a Parker you should really consider being his friend.

Katelynn- who's that over there
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might

by Kayakertheman July 30, 2020

Parker O

Fat ugly rat who smells of fish and rice

Yo this kid be a Parker O so nasty

by Skinny rat 420 May 26, 2020