by Lizard_Monster99 January 25, 2022
An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
by itsPrYzm June 02, 2020
A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 03, 2023
A toilet similar to skibity toilet but this one fucks your butt, like hella crazy anal. Freaky toilet is a skibidi rizzler that rapes your butthole in a good way
by Ilikejiggyboobears April 18, 2024
Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
by blakesmittty June 22, 2017
A word for when you ask the teacher to use the bathroom just so you can secretly skip a bit of class and they don't believe you.
Deniz: Mr.O, can I go to the bathroom?
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.
by Richeal Mosen October 06, 2016