Long John

When one flap of the vagina lips is longer than the other.

Does your Long John hang low, does it wobble to the flo?

by HeyitsLJ May 10, 2011

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john anthony

when you mistake someone's name for another one thats not at all like their actual name.

hey jimmy!

um..my name is maria! did you just make me into a john anthony???

by harrystylesluv August 11, 2015

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John vuli'gate

A song tht showed beautiful girls living in Poverty thinking their beauty will sustain their living

Nasi istocko john vuli'gate

by Malavo October 16, 2020

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John William

He is a golden machine that attracts even the most untouchable poon. He is known as Captain because he leads all women to his penis.

John William leads all of the great fuckable women of the world to his penis.

by Majorpayne May 6, 2014

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John Paul's are rednecks who love thick girls thicker than his wallet and the south as well as NASCAR and generally get all the ladies and spits fire when it comes to rap battles generally don't baths to keep a natural musk of his sisters pussy and dads dick.

John Paul loves thick girls and NASCAR!

John Paul's are the best rappers

by HasABigDick4 April 14, 2015

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