The act of posting multiple times on a bulletin board in order to hit a post number target before your fellow avatars
Example 1
Poster 1 -
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Too late - 10000 is mine!"
Poster 2 - "You machine gunning tw@!"
Example 2
BB Poster 1 : "I see post 250000 is coming up on the THUS thread"
BB Poster 2 : "Aye - i'm gonna machine gun that fecker"
Poster 1 -
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Too late - 10000 is mine!"
Poster 2 - "You machine gunning tw@!"
Example 2
BB Poster 1 : "I see post 250000 is coming up on the THUS thread"
BB Poster 2 : "Aye - i'm gonna machine gun that fecker"
by Beeksy July 9, 2010
Get the machine gunningmug. by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018
Get the machine gun shot gunmug. Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"
Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"
Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."
Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"
Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."
Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
Get the How did he get the gun?mug. Any small, compact, short-barreled pistol, typically a hammerless revolver but could be an automatic in smaller caliber. Easily concealed in a trouser pocket or handbag, it is intended for close-range use, e.g., firing directly into an adversary's abdomen with a minimum of fuss.
Chief Harmon subdued the perp with two quick shots from his belly gun, not even bothering to pull it out of his coat pocket.
by Watsford E. Zert May 12, 2022
Get the Belly Gunmug. The act of masturbating oneself in jail or prison to a female guard assuming inmate is heterosexual. An additional yr. plus can be added to sentence if one is caught in the act.
The other night Reggie in CB 4 got caught gunning it down. He got another year added on to his sentence.
by 1956 Squirrel July 21, 2017
Get the gunning it downmug. A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.
Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
by mkpk May 17, 2018
Get the staple gunmug. When someone continues behavior seen as distasteful or abnormal to the group and asks why they have been ostracized from said group.
"Dude, I can't seem to understand why these people don't like me."
"Probably a case of Pogmanhov's Gun."
"Probably a case of Pogmanhov's Gun."
by Market Bacon February 1, 2023
Get the Pogmanhov's Gunmug.