Mud Skipper

A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.

Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.

by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 27, 2024

mud crusader

Mud Crusader- a person who goes out on nearly every weekend to conquer another mud puddle a little higher up the trail from last week. The crusader uses 4 wheel drive vehicles to accomplish his mud crusade usually found in a muddy jeep, or toyota on Monday morning. Mud Crusaders are a group of like people that are usually gifted mechanics, often field fixing their vehicles in 3 feet of mud.

There goes another mud crusader, think he'll make it this time?
The car wash is banning all mud crusaders who plug his drain in the bays.

by jbbhammer June 5, 2016

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by urdadsgf September 19, 2021

Mudding

The sexual practice of utilizing human feces as lubricant during anal sex.

Shiii, bros was mudding last night. We missed out!

by poopychinaman September 18, 2023

mud

it looks like shit

person 1: yo look you just stepped in a huge pile of shit!
person 2: nah thats mud!

by big shart April 28, 2021

mud socket

the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues

guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket

guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!

guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

Mud lifting

Taking a large amount of shit out of the toilet, due to its inability to go down the drain and will severely clog. Present tense of mud lift.

This log is lookin way too big. Looks like I’m going to need go Mud lifting

by Ronald Rayugun December 6, 2017