bug monster 

the one and the only baby

The bug monster has found us. He, the one and the only, has terrified you.

bug monster by matthewharper6108881849 June 18, 2011

app monster 

somebody who is addicted to buying apps.

Person 1: Man, Sam has so many apps on his iPhone.
Person 2: Yeah. he's a total app monster.

app monster by cheerdiva800 July 1, 2011

Gurn monster 

Someone who takes so much MDMA that they are a tripping little goblin creature that sits in the corner munching his face.

"Dude you dropped to much, you were just sitting there like a little gurn monster"

Gurn monster by The junkeymonkey November 5, 2011

Yae Monster 

A term used to describe addiction to cocaine.

Did you hear about Izzy? He's been doing lines and smoking laced bowls at parties, now he's battling the Yae Monster.

Yae Monster by ElectricTerror November 12, 2011

Grocery Monster 

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.

You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!

Grocery Monster by Asshole862 November 14, 2011

Module Monster 

A monster that likes certain classes taught at residential care homes. The monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. Module Monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. Look out for the Module Monster; its coming to a care home near you!

Brad: Hey Beatrice, how's it going?

Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.

Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!

Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?

Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.

Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?

Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!

Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.

Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.

Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.

Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.

Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!

Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!

Module Monster by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011

Tongue Monster 

Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body

"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."

Tongue Monster by LostABet January 1, 2012