Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.
John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021
Someone who is lazy, lives off of welfare, and doesn't care enough about their lives to start using the money in a useful and productive way, and instead, wastes the money on cars, drugs, etc. The monkey part likely refers to dark skinned people. This term seems to be used solely to refer to citizens of the United States of America.
by {|F-n-A|} March 10, 2023
Whenever an black person or a group of black people were seen walking around in a white neighborhood.
“look at that nigger walking around here looking like a stray monkey”
“Get out of here stray monkey!”
“Get out of here stray monkey!”
by Killuason September 14, 2021
by The Berger and Ethan May 17, 2019
by The Berger and Ethan May 18, 2019
Basically E&J brandy.
The most cheapest brandy known to mankind.
Something a guy will buy when he hooks up with a girl with no standards.
The most cheapest brandy known to mankind.
Something a guy will buy when he hooks up with a girl with no standards.
by The Liquor Connoisseur June 27, 2021
by Mr. M0nkey hehe April 27, 2021