Mexican Sleighride

A term used to describe a specific uncomfortable situation involving consumption of large quantities of Mexican Cuisine. After consuming lots of Mexican food (i.e. spicy bean Burritos) the subject proceeds to defecate themselves while riding a slip n’ slide. Can also be used to describe anal sex with a person who has diarrhea.

“I just ate a ton of Taco Bell let’s get the slip ‘n slide and go for a Mexican Sleighride!”

“Oh man look at the bathroom floor, it looks like someone went for a Mexican Sleighride in here!”

Bob: Hey Jim, smell my finger.
Jim: Nasty! It smells like asshole!
Bob: Yea, I just went for a Mexican Sleighride on Emily. She loaded up enchiladas and laxative!

by BlackboyT September 30, 2011

Mexican pizza

when you stretch your nutsack out and your partner shits on it, sprinkles diced tomatoes on it and then you cut it into 4 pieces and eat it with your partner

the hottest thing my girl ever did was give me a Mexican pizza

by ligma song January 11, 2023

Mexican flashbang

Sour cream covered tortilla slapped on someone’s face

I just Mexican flashbanged Carlos

by Blade15161656 January 4, 2022

Mexican man

A man who can run, jump, and swim across the border

Steve: hey, did you see that Mexican man on the news yesterday

Bob: yeah, filthy beaners coming over here to take our jobs

by Ur-mom-a-hoe April 3, 2022

Hot mexican

When you stick a peace of cotten wool diped in vodca on a man's dick and lite it on fire (:

LOL

Man: Hey bitch give me a Hot mexican

Girl: sure honey

Man: FUCK IT BURNS

by Kyle Smellzer June 15, 2009

Mexican Halloween

Having a girl ride your dick (because we all know Mexicans are lazy) and have her wear a pumpkin on her head, as you cum, you smash another pumpkin, into her pumpkin, breaking them both or just one depending on how hard you hit her.

I gave that bitch a Mexican Halloween last night.

by YahookaIRCkr3w May 20, 2010

Silent Mexican

When a person lays a silent but deadly fart at the same time someone else lays a loud fart and then proceeds to be blamed for the smelly fart. Very, very sneaky...

"Eww dude, that was nasty sounding" ...time goes by and everyone smells it... "BRO! That smells rank!" "..Wasn't my brew, mine don't smell like that"

It was a Silent Mexican

by nigga jones~ December 5, 2009