March 16

Give your gf a Kiss day. If You don't give your gf a Kiss before 2pm she gets to slap you as hard as she wants on your face.

gf "Hey it's march 16th right?"
bf "Yeah, why?"
gf "What time is it?"
bf "2:01"
gf *slaps across face*

by Vivionna March 16, 2022

March 31

KIARRA'S BIRTHDAY

On March 31 IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ITS KIARRA'S BIRTHDAY SHAME ON YOU!

by Imstupedd October 13, 2019

March

The best friend you will ever find. A loyal and kind girl and any guy would be lucky to have her. She can be a bit sensitive and will sometimes take little things to heart but it just goes to show how big her heart is. She is an amazing person and definitely don’t let her go once you have her in your life, you’ll be losing someone great.

Look at march, she is so pretty.

by Ionseons November 23, 2021

march 14

day to pick on jessie

march 14, jessie you look like shit

by behheehehnen March 14, 2022

March 23

National hook up with a guy named Jack day.

Jack: Aw man my bitch left me for someone else
Big Boi Jimbo: Isn’t it march 23 national hook up with a jack day?
Jack: Im a John!

by TurkeySLurpieeee June 5, 2024

Gaza march of return

100+ protesters shot by Israeli snipers including 30+ children.

Hym "You didn't care when it was Israel committing war crimes and shooting protesters in the gaza march of return. But now that rape is involved it doesn't matter in what way they've been brutalized or oppressed. We're just going to pretend it's not retaliatory and we're going to pretend no one could have possibly seen it coming and then do what the lefists do and cry racism."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

March 32nd

A synonym for April 1st. Often used as a thinly-veiled implication of April Fool's Day for those not paying close attention.

That's right! The devs have already stated that they'll be releasing the Zombie Clown gear pack on March 32nd!

by Inlovewithabsol March 21, 2022