Mexican Middle

The middle seat in the front of a truck. Usually the bench seat in an older beat up truck used for gardening activities.

Gary Winthorpe: "Hey can I get a ride?"
Danny: "Sure but you have to sit Mexican Middle"

by JerryWinthorpe August 12, 2018

Snowflake Mexican

When one of you parents is white and on of them is Mexican, you are a Snowflake Mexican.

Teacher: Are you white or Mexican or white
You: No i'm a Snowflake Mexican

by DrizzleDickJr September 18, 2018

Mexican flashbang

Sour cream covered tortilla slapped on someone’s face

I just Mexican flashbanged Carlos

by Blade15161656 January 4, 2022

Mexican man

A man who can run, jump, and swim across the border

Steve: hey, did you see that Mexican man on the news yesterday

Bob: yeah, filthy beaners coming over here to take our jobs

by Ur-mom-a-hoe April 3, 2022

Hot mexican

When you stick a peace of cotten wool diped in vodca on a man's dick and lite it on fire (:

LOL

Man: Hey bitch give me a Hot mexican

Girl: sure honey

Man: FUCK IT BURNS

by Kyle Smellzer June 15, 2009

Mexican Halloween

Having a girl ride your dick (because we all know Mexicans are lazy) and have her wear a pumpkin on her head, as you cum, you smash another pumpkin, into her pumpkin, breaking them both or just one depending on how hard you hit her.

I gave that bitch a Mexican Halloween last night.

by YahookaIRCkr3w May 20, 2010

Silent Mexican

When a person lays a silent but deadly fart at the same time someone else lays a loud fart and then proceeds to be blamed for the smelly fart. Very, very sneaky...

"Eww dude, that was nasty sounding" ...time goes by and everyone smells it... "BRO! That smells rank!" "..Wasn't my brew, mine don't smell like that"

It was a Silent Mexican

by nigga jones~ December 5, 2009