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mexican bulldozer

the act of eating mexican food then later on putting your mexican load on a tortilla and pushing it on your lover's face or just some unexpecting persons.
Dude that mexican bulldozer i pulled off the other night at taco bell was the SHIT!!!!
by tacomelt sandwich February 23, 2011
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couch mexican

When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.
"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"

"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."
by dildofaggggins November 19, 2013
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Mexican Snowblower

When fucking a cocaine smuggler and she forgot to take the bag out of her pussy. The bag explodes and both party members recieve high amounts of cocaine.
Man I'm done fucking Hispanic women. She forget to take the bag of coke out of her pussy and boom I became a Mexican Snowblower. Trump needs to hurry up and build this Damn wall.
by NiggaTritt January 14, 2019
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Mexican Darts

a game in which people compete to get a higher score with 2 dart throws. The losing person must take on "big swig" of tequila. If the scores are within 5 point a "smal swig" must be taken. If the scores are tied one may decide for each athlete to take one "big swig" or a playoff throw shall be taken. The game is played until oen of the competitors passes out from intoxication on the floor and then everyone in the room need point and laugh exclaiming "YOU DIRTY MEXICAN!"
ima get basted playgin mexican darts tonight
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Hot mexican

When you stick a peace of cotten wool diped in vodca on a man's dick and lite it on fire (:

LOL
Man: Hey bitch give me a Hot mexican

Girl: sure honey

Man: FUCK IT BURNS
by Kyle Smellzer June 15, 2009
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Mexican Halloween

Having a girl ride your dick (because we all know Mexicans are lazy) and have her wear a pumpkin on her head, as you cum, you smash another pumpkin, into her pumpkin, breaking them both or just one depending on how hard you hit her.
I gave that bitch a Mexican Halloween last night.
by YahookaIRCkr3w May 20, 2010
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mexican dishwasher

A sexual maneuver when a man is about to climax he cums on a taco stuffs it up the girls vagina and eats out the vagina to eat the taco
Last night I gave this girl her first Mexican dishwasher.
by Rifleman154 December 28, 2013
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