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Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
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Aussie Kangaroo kick

The act of kicking someone as hard as you can in the nuts and then hopping off like a kangaroo
Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards
by MR_SUSPECT March 7, 2024
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National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see
"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"
by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025
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krocop kick

When you throw a high kick to someone's jaw line or temple. And the blow renders them completely unconscious.
Jimmy was being such a fool last night I had to Krocop kick him in the head. And watch him twitch unconscious on the ground.
by Ricky Ray-londo October 21, 2017
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Kensington kick-stand

Where in One of North Philadelphia’s infamous heroin and crack infested neighborhoods, Kensington. Where junkies are all leaning, bent all the way over while dipped out with impeccable balance. Rarely falling on face.
While driving down Kensington ave in north philly you will often see both men and women junkies/fiends doing the Kensington kick-stand both in the middle of the street, and everywhere else a human can stand.
by BREEZEBANKZ August 31, 2021
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Donkey Kick

Where a girl sucks your dick when your backwards and then kick her
by DonkeyDick3126 June 9, 2016
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