jamie x jake

The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.

"I don't like Jamie x Jake"

by idontshipit June 19, 2018

Jake

To snatch or take something forcefully.

Did you just jake that paper from me.
Don’t be jaking my papers.

Don’t make me jake you up!

by NurseKlassy December 19, 2021

Jake

A dumb child who is a waste of space on this planet

Jake is a retard

by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019

Jake

A complete idiot. Pulls so many shit pranks and always gets in trouble 😂

Omg he is such a jake ugh 😑

by Handyman my 1234567890 April 20, 2018

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake

Doesn't give a shit will beet the shit out of u gets rejected by girls

Jake that door isn't reel give up

by John billson April 15, 2022

Jake

Handsome man who stole the heart of someone

Noun to look out for
Jake is a man who stole my friends heart

by Engene002 July 8, 2021