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mud salad

a horrible shit that you were not expecting. you thought it was going to be a clean cut but you wipe shit all over yourself. It takes almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clear you're ass.
I had a terrible mud salad before work and I needed a shower
by johnny sharp January 26, 2024
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mud toes

When the woman shoves her toes up a man’s butt then pulls them out for him to suck on them
“Hey, how was Susan after the bar last night?”

“She was weird, she liked having mud toes when she’s drunk”
by MagayHomies January 29, 2024
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Mud Chicken

by Kyrie Irving Jr February 4, 2024
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Mud Chicken

by Kyrie Irving Jr February 4, 2024
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F-mud

Similar to fml but stands for f* my useless (university) degree.
The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2022
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F-mud

F-mud is used as an expression when the person using it isn't happy w their social science or liberal arts or other non stem degree.
by Sexydimma December 14, 2022
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South Georgia Mud Mask

Unloading cum into one's asshole then having them shit it out onto your face. Then wearing said concoction on your face.
"Man I can't wait for Jessica to shit my cum on my face to give me a good ole South Georgia Mud Mask"
by Frostyfries December 15, 2022
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