any combination of at least three ingredients that can be found in a vending machine, usually containing at least one spicy item.
Jak: What you eatin' there, Epp?
Epp: Ghetto trail mix, dude: pork rinds, oreos, and flamin' hot cheetos.
Epp: Ghetto trail mix, dude: pork rinds, oreos, and flamin' hot cheetos.
by Mr. Attack August 11, 2006
Derived from the famous ghetto reporter video on youtube. Syndrome where something angers you and and you talk mad trash (including some reference to drugs or ghetto-fabulous terms is a plus) against the thing that angered you.
Chris: Fuck that bitch ass cock sucking broke titty mother fucking swine flu bitches tearing up my immune system! After consuming fuck-tons of Vitamin C, my white blood cells were fucking strapped like Rambo and royally tore the shit out of those crack smoking baking soda snorting cock sucking punk bitch ass swine flu fucktards!
Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.
Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.
by SnakeBiter October 30, 2009
A term used for when someone tries to illegally start a car by jamming a screwdriver far into the steering column.
by Moonshade March 30, 2005
if you are in a hurry to go someone and you have a bunch of dirty dishes, ghetto dish washing would be the answer.
by sirswimsalot July 12, 2009
So ghetto that said individual actually has a dress suit reserved solely for attending church on sundays.
baller 1: "mayne, looka dat nigga, bitch is lookin sunday suit ghetto"
baller 2: "mhmm, mayne fuck dis lets hit up frenchy's"
baller 1: "I hear dat!"
baller 2: "mhmm, mayne fuck dis lets hit up frenchy's"
baller 1: "I hear dat!"
by Dick Raider September 29, 2010
by Ghetto-Mc-Patrick April 26, 2007