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Human

Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.
Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.
by thekatster007 June 8, 2014
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Neo-human

A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.
Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.
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humans

A group of people that do nothing but feel miserable, make other people feel miserable, and then eventually die.
It's a miracle that humans exist, and somehow we spend that opportunity by destroying ourselves.
by daigo0777 November 17, 2021
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Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.
Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."
by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021
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the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline
remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.
by echhi June 23, 2019
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Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958
“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat
by Davecookie March 2, 2021
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