human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 03, 2023

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Perfection In Human Form

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The Most Beautiful Goddess, Emma Watson, Is Perfection In Human Form.

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Human Elevator

Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.

Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!

by Dirty Long River June 27, 2012

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