A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022

by Happy pills 💊 November 9, 2019

The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.
by Rex Press November 22, 2010

The act of blowing a load in a woman's anus then vagina and then mouth in 3 separate times in a 24hour period.
" yo I scored a High Level Hat Trick on my sexy gf today. And she took it like a champ she's definantly a keeper."
by SJD October 24, 2012

A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.
by N8H January 17, 2009

by Le Holy Carrot November 1, 2021

by Anonymous Jerry July 9, 2014
