Hat

Hat is a green and orange lizard like character who will eat you in your sleep if you don't feed it goats at night.

Wow I really hat wearing my hat

by Me donation January 4, 2021

Ian Hat

A golf cap.

"Hey, that is a nice Ian hat you have there!"

by Alcatraz Smedry September 11, 2022

White Sox hat

If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.

“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
“Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”

by Playaplaya July 24, 2022

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

The Hat Man likes chips

by Brsw July 17, 2023

Limpdick Hat

The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).

"That douche with the limpdick hat keeps trying to get in Becky's pants."

by PomegranateKatie March 2, 2012

hat trick fuzzy button

A phrase used by pedos online to trade stories

Just tell your friends it is operation hat trick fuzzy button.

by Professor Dick Down September 17, 2021

common groin hat

A shared burden

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”

by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025