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Goon Checkpoint

The act of gooning in various different locations around the globe.

Every location that is successfully gooned at is considered a "Goon Checkpoint"
After 35 years of competitive gooning, I have successfully reached my final goon checkpoint... Chuck e cheese
by the toucher 67 November 29, 2025
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Gooby

Something so sour it makes your face change
These sweets are gooby.

Why is your face like that? Did it taste gooby?
Gooby face
by lovechonk December 8, 2025
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Goon

by anonymous6741 December 17, 2025
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Goofy Goober

Spongebob: "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER"
Everyone else in existence: "ROCK!"
by skeptiql December 20, 2025
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Goon Trap

‘Goon Trap’ is where you are somewhat attached to social media models/influencers that release NSFW content on certain platforms, where you pay for the content they release that shows teasing content but not the full blown nudity in photos and Videos which you ‘Goon’ to, in hopes more spicy content gets release but never does. Thus you still pay regardless constantly hoping to see full blown content to ‘Goon’ over.
E.g.

Guy 1: Do you remember that influencer from the other day?
Guy 2: What? The one who basically got nothing on but doesn’t show much more?
Guy 1: Yeah I’ve paid for her content for months, I can’t help feeling she’s a ‘Goon Trap’
by Goonageddon December 30, 2025
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goon

To masturbate excessively but not completing an orgasm.
by Sir Pronouncealot January 6, 2026
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Goon One

Nickname and callsign for the horniest person in a friend group
"Goon One, do you copy?"
"nah bro he's on reddit again"
by Legal System January 8, 2026
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