Facebook Crush

When friends incessantly comment on each other's posts even though they don't really know each other that well.

Man 1: I just went to the Chelsea Flower Show and wish I had a big garden!
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...

Facebook Crush by FBPundant October 9, 2011

facebook refreshment 

The act of clicking on the refresh button on your internet browser while viewing facebook.

I need a facebook refreshment. I need to see if her fine self has a new status update.

facebook refreshment by tha finer things April 6, 2010

Facebook Spanked 

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook

Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.

Facebook Spanked by Weasel631 May 29, 2010

Facebook chilling 

When one sits on their Facebook account, aimlessly clicking around for an unspecified period of time. Usually oblivious to surroundings.

Bob: Dude, why didn't you respond to my txt?
Steve: Ah sorry man, I was just Facebook chilling and didn't even see my phone go off

Facebook chilling by Facebook Wizard July 27, 2010

Facebook quickie

1.When you have a lot of stuff to do however you want to check your facebook quickly, often times in anticipation of an important message

2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy

ex. 1
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie

ex. 2

person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?

person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,

Facebook quickie by every1rocks555 October 4, 2010

Facebook Idea 

An idea that you come up with that has the ability to make you billions of dollars.

Similar to the idea of Facebook that Mark Zuckerberg came up with in 2004. He is now one of the youngest billionaires in the world.

Guy: I'm sick of running out money. I need to come up with a Facebook Idea.

Facebook Idea by ryantornado October 14, 2010

Facebook Jamming 

When two or more people in a room try to get on Facebook @ the same time and one person gets on and the other doesn't.

*Class Starts*

Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."

Facebook Jamming by NOMnomNOMDie October 15, 2010