Dead Dick December

A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"

Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it

by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023

beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

Dead end dick

Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.

I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..

by Darkraven86 April 5, 2020

dead man talking

Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.

Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"

by mlhiss June 1, 2020

my nan is dead

Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.

Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead

by DeanoLad June 13, 2020

Dead Man’s Lifeline

Being helped off of drugs by an artist that has already OD’d on drugs or killed them selves while on drugs

“Hey why is Eric crying?”

“He’s been pushing off Lil Peep’s ‘Dead Man’s Lifeline’ this morning he threw away his pipe.

by The New World Wizard September 8, 2020

MY DEAD DOG !

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !

trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !

by michael foolsley March 30, 2022