Neo-christian

Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.

I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...

by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024

Master Christian

A person who Does NO HARM
A person who Treats people GREAT
A person who Takes Care of people's NEEDS

He/Her are like a master Christian, the way they carry themselves with no Sin; I bet they are getting into Heaven. Hehe *michael jackson laff*

by Jamel Ashton Patten February 3, 2024

Whole christian

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues

Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.

Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

Christian donato

Christian Donato is the best guy around. He overall is so caring, talented, and intelligent. He is the best friend anyone can have and an even better boyfriend. He’s a supportive teammate and a great classmate. He’s always worried about someone else instead of always about himself. He tries his best at everything he does and he is the best no matter what happens. He is so hot and sexy too. He has the best body ever and he is so beautiful. I love him more than anyone and anything. He’s my favorite person and my best friend forever.

Yo do you guys know Christian Donato? He’s the best guy around. I just love him.

by iamcuteandfunny October 30, 2023

American Christian

In simple terms, A fake Christian. This is not exclusive to only Americans but rather a national-neutral term for someone who recognizes that the Bible may have some good teachings but doesn’t actually believe it to be the word of god. Most of these people just believe the Bible is “folklore” or “just a bunch of parables”. But won’t actually do any research on what they are claiming. Essentially just an agnostic or atheist who falsely associates with the Christian spiritual belief. These people are not in touch with their spirituality whatsoever and cling to “ReLigIoNn”. Based on cultural influences, traditionalism and mass deceit of the general population. In fact Jesus tells us to follow him and NOT religion (John 14:6).

Dude did you hear Wyatt is an American Christian? How cringe he should really read the Bible more in-depth.

by occultismDoesntHaveToBeSatanic November 9, 2023

Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.

Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.

by Silvershades November 14, 2023

Christian

A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.

“I think i’m starting to like Christian”
“You know he’s talking to his best friend”

by rawrrawr17LOTRQ April 6, 2023