chocolate meat cushion

A soft turd encountered by a penis during anal sex.

A chocolate meat cushion is much more pleasant than probing an impacted colon with your dick.

by OakRaid October 30, 2014

Chocolate Baja Blast

A Chocolate Baja Blast is when you take your date out on your 1st date to Taco Bell (you pay of course). Later that night after you guys are banging and when you have to take an explosive shit and piss at the same time so you sit down on the toilet and tuck your weiner in so you can accomplish both at once. Before you know it you've shit all over your boner and now it's time to go home her again.

"I Chocolate Baja Blast on the first date Ken, Fuck you!"

by Farkie July 29, 2017

Chocolate Sundae Surprise

Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.

Micheal left Sally with a Chocolate Sundae Surprise.

by Stinky Rebel October 7, 2008

Chocolate Cupcake

When semen is placed on a partners dirty buttcrack and then licked off.

"Yo did you hear? Joey just had like a bakers dozen of chocolate cupcakes last night"

by Bruce Scholfield April 5, 2009

chocolate starfish

when ones whole hand enters the anus, the person then proceeds to open their hand and make a starfish shape inside your rectum

i tried the chocolate starfish the other day, i got my fingernails stuck in his bummole.

by ThiccBoiHitler May 13, 2019

chocolate railroad

when you fart in a girls face and then pis on her after recieving oral sex

she wouldnt shut up so i gave her a chocolate railroad

by lil jon May 18, 2004

super chocolate bear

A nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs, it can be formed into the acronym SCB.

J.D.: Oh. Thanks S.C.B. By the way I should tell you something. I found an apartment and I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
Turk: Wow. What does S.C.B. mean?
J.D.: Super Chocolate Bear.
Turk: I love it.

by Captain Towelman April 28, 2008