This is when you are having sex with a woman on her period. You pull out and quickly put it in her mouth. As you can imagine, your penis would be bloody so putting in her mouth would result in her lips getting red all around, kinda like a clown's make-up. This results in a Crazy Clown.
Damn dude, last night Becky didn't tell me she was raggin', so I paid her back by making her a crazy clown.
by meecho January 25, 2013
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by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013
Get the clown's wig mug.Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*
Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?
Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
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As he pressed me passionately against the side of my car, off in the distance mysterious clown music could be heard.
by jewel9952 August 1, 2011
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Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
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