chocolate meat cushion

A soft turd encountered by a penis during anal sex.

A chocolate meat cushion is much more pleasant than probing an impacted colon with your dick.

by OakRaid October 30, 2014

Guers Chocolate Milk

BEST CHOCOLATE MILK IN THE WORLD. get some.

Phil: i would like some good chocolate milk.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.

Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.

by Guers Girl May 5, 2010

Chocolate Sundae Surprise

Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.

Micheal left Sally with a Chocolate Sundae Surprise.

by Stinky Rebel October 7, 2008

chocolate railroad

when you fart in a girls face and then pis on her after recieving oral sex

she wouldnt shut up so i gave her a chocolate railroad

by lil jon May 18, 2004

Chocolate Cupcake

When semen is placed on a partners dirty buttcrack and then licked off.

"Yo did you hear? Joey just had like a bakers dozen of chocolate cupcakes last night"

by Bruce Scholfield April 5, 2009

chocolate starfish

when ones whole hand enters the anus, the person then proceeds to open their hand and make a starfish shape inside your rectum

i tried the chocolate starfish the other day, i got my fingernails stuck in his bummole.

by ThiccBoiHitler May 13, 2019

super chocolate bear

A nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs, it can be formed into the acronym SCB.

J.D.: Oh. Thanks S.C.B. By the way I should tell you something. I found an apartment and I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
Turk: Wow. What does S.C.B. mean?
J.D.: Super Chocolate Bear.
Turk: I love it.

by Captain Towelman April 28, 2008