Ryan Lotz of cock

A dude with a long schlong, often found in areas with a variety of cars

Wow, that is one Ryan Lotz of cock

by Ophoia July 22, 2021

matt ryan-itus

A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.

Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.

by Necrozma Beam December 19, 2022

Daniel-Ryan Spaulding

(Noun) - A Wee Treat.

Daniel-Ryan Spaulding is a wee treat.

by Rua1977 October 22, 2011

Ryan Lane Sears

Man who has red hair and roars at a full moon instead of howls

Ryan Lane Sears

by WouldYouTakeMyTest August 22, 2023

ryan the degen gambler

a degen gambler who is broke

ryan the degen gambler is the biggest degen

by degenlovr56 December 28, 2021

Ryan Slander Day

You must slander at least one person named Ryan 5 times during the day

Hey since it’s Ryan Slander Day , go fuck yourself Ryan!

by Some dude on earth January 17, 2021

ryan palmer tucker

Gay Ass Bitch Who Should Just Kill himself.

Girl 1) is that a mop next to a locker.)
Girl 2) no that's just ryan palmer tucker.)

by Plskskdjdjj May 11, 2018