by grwvgrdsw July 23, 2005
Get the backdoor mug.1. a member of high school society that is sexually
involved with band members, but not actually a band
member themself
2. a socially aquaward high schooler who doesnt fit in
with any other "click" in the system, but doesnt have
enough musical ability to become a musical prodigy
involved with band members, but not actually a band
member themself
2. a socially aquaward high schooler who doesnt fit in
with any other "click" in the system, but doesnt have
enough musical ability to become a musical prodigy
Human 1: Damn, that girl is FINE!
Human 2: Dude, she is a band fucker, you dont want to tap that! You know how they pass them around . . .
(over phone) . . . I think I want to become a band fucker. The horns and string players this year are really hot!
Human 2: Dude, she is a band fucker, you dont want to tap that! You know how they pass them around . . .
(over phone) . . . I think I want to become a band fucker. The horns and string players this year are really hot!
by KaDizzel Fizzel September 29, 2009
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Get the Marching band mug.A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.
If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.
by fishpaw February 19, 2009
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That way you can talk about it and people listening in won't know what you're talking about. They'll think that you play an instrument which is sort of true because you play the skin flute at Band Camp.
That way you can talk about it and people listening in won't know what you're talking about. They'll think that you play an instrument which is sort of true because you play the skin flute at Band Camp.
by Manicorn Hunter July 28, 2012
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Get the Taco Bandana mug.A Dork, Nerd, Douchebag, Fucktard! Spends all their time talking worthless band smack. Moves in odd clicks only with other band geeks. A hater of sports or anyone with atletic ability. The douchebag that always got their books and that lame ass instrument case slapped out of their hands in school. Non-Pussy getter unless a trick within the nerd click is handin it out. Thinks anyone NOT in the band is a loser. Can't dress for shit. Always look out for floods, white high-top Reebok shoes from the 1980's, shitty hair style, taped glasses frame, possibly a pocket protector with an exploded pen stain on the pocket. Things killer bands like Metallica, Slayer, Ozzy, Staind and Alice in Chains are lame. A band geek can always play the Barney song on their instrument. Blogs with other band geeks about sheet music and band camp experiences. Has only seen pussy when his mom gets out of the shower. Thinks condoms are flute covers. Need I say more?
Kill- "Yo, Band Geek..come over here douchebag!"
Band Geek- "Um, I'm late for band practice and my bike has a flat tire."
Kill- "Get in my trunk fuckface, I'll drop you off!"
Band Geek- "Um ok."
Band Geek- "Um, I'm late for band practice and my bike has a flat tire."
Kill- "Get in my trunk fuckface, I'll drop you off!"
Band Geek- "Um ok."
by Kill1349Chief February 3, 2009
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