Brew Balls

Lack of drunkenness felt by an invited party guest of host(s) due to unforeseen circumstances such as shortage of beer or party crashers draining the stash.

"Bro, i had Brew Balls like you cant understand after all of those dirt bags crashed lou-a-palooza."

by Sazier March 2, 2009

Internet Balls

People who are braver behind emails than in person

Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.

by DowntownDugan March 28, 2013

Balls and Ass

Often used as an exclamation, also in situations of frustration, anger and in moments when one makes mistakes or has an accident.

Guy 1 - "Can you get me some water before I smoke my bong?"
-gets up and knocks over bong"
Guy 2 - "BALLS AND ASS. You knocked a packed bong over."

by ______A. January 18, 2012

thunder balls

The feeling when you haven't ejaculated in so long that they start to feel like your balls are going to explode.

When Mark decided to stop masturbating, he had no idea of the pain of thunder balls and was sorely unprepared for the pain ahead.

by Starbuck32123 March 6, 2016

mullah balls

Pubic grooming style where the hair above the penis is shaved/trimmed, but the hair on the balls is untouched - leaving the 'long beard with no mustache' look, worn by mullahs in the Middle East and South Asia.

Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016

Silent Ball

A game where as a ball is thrown form one person to another and who ever makes a sound or doesn't catch a decent throw goes out. As the official rules on Wikipedia dictate one rule that is often forgotten is that "players are "out" and must sit down if they mock Philip G. Zimbardo or His Glorious Beard" it is a international sport that is governed by the Global Silent Ball Committee.

Ok class lets play some silent ball" "Philip Zimbardo's Beard is UGLY" "YOUR OUT FOR BREAKING 2 RULES! speaking and bagging the amazing beard

by I LIKE TURTLES %^&*() July 29, 2011

fart balls

fart balls is ball sack that smells like fart

girl- you want head?
boy-yeah *balls fart*

girl- mmm alright
girl-*pulls down pants*
boy- *starts getting nervous*
girl- smells fart balls
boy- suck my fart balls
girl- alright
boy- hehe
girl- starts growing fart balls and pp

boy-uh
girl- *pegs the boy*

boy- my asshole is streching 12 inches..
girl- *shit cums*
the end :)

by grimezzlol August 31, 2021