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Mass Ave Boys 

The hardest, most badass, motherfuckers to grace this universe. They live on Massachusetts Ave in DC. they got bitches that they call Mass Ave Groupies.

Activities include:

Ping Pong
Toking
Blazing
Being better than you
Smoking weed
Eating clementines
Wakin Bakin

Common Phrases include:

Dre, stop being such a nigger!
Uncultured
Your Words, not mine
I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
I CAN DUNK!
got bud?

420=396
Person 1- Damn! those Mass Ave Boys sure are cool! I wish i was one of them!

Person 2 - You can be, you just have be 1,000,000 times cooler.
Mass Ave Boys by Dredrefresh May 23, 2011

great fan-boys 

Fanboys

A rare species. Often found in bookstores,

Sometimes seen swarmed by fangirls. The two are not that different; exept for the fact that there is 43% more of the fangirl population. A fanboy who is admired by a fangirl is usually considered very lucky, as fangirls have high standards and mostly go for fictional characters. A fanboy can be interested in sports, but would rather stay inside with a book, wrapped in a blanket and eating pizza. They are as

hostile as fangirls when approached during an important chapter of a book. They can also be spotted sitting at the back of a class, at the corner of the bus or library.
The great fan-boys of all time all love Doctor Who
great fan-boys by nalydonerom March 8, 2014

put the boys to bed 

A point in the evening where the leased midget prostitute services all of the men at a sports-related party and the party is then officially over.
We were watching the NFL Draft. It got to 2am and Destiny put the boys to bed.

Let my boys hang

Akin to the phrase "let my girls hang." When a male is in a comfortable situation such that he can allow his crotchal equipment free expression without clothing confinement or social condemnation. Best expressed either alone or in the company of an appreciative partner.
My girl is my girl in part because she loves to let my boys hang.
Let my boys hang by radialengine August 18, 2016

Snakin the Boys 

Worse than "Doggin the Boys".
The act of a person lying to his friends in order to get out of planned event to flirt with a girl because he is more thirsty than an Ethiopian who has not had water for 8 months.
Person A: "Hey, are you going to come with the boys for a drink later tonight?"

Snake: " Sorry mate, I am sick. I can't even get out of bed and my throat is dryer than a burnt coil. My phone is about to die and I lost my charger.

* Later that night*

*The Boys walk into a club and see the snake trying to flirt with a girl out of his league while on his phone*

Person A:"Quit Snakin the Boys!
Snakin the Boys by tuxtux April 16, 2017

Good Catholic Boys

1. A group of young men who constantly journey towards taking back the Holy Land.

2. A group of young men who love each other but aren't gay. They said, "no homo, but I love you guys."
3. Idiots who have fun together in a Catholic manner.
The Good Catholic Boys threw an awesome party with the peacocks and Kimmy.
Good Catholic Boys by GCB9 December 3, 2017