Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
by 3works4me August 12, 2024
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David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
by HelloImHereToday September 4, 2020
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by ADR1702 November 23, 2021
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3. It's intelligent above the average, quiet and introspective, but is good in dirty games and can make a game like "Tetris" sound really sexy.
4- Single for mysterious reasons.
2. Really good with words. Shy, but has a provocative smile and sexy hands.
3. It's intelligent above the average, quiet and introspective, but is good in dirty games and can make a game like "Tetris" sound really sexy.
4- Single for mysterious reasons.
Girl: that's Davide! I wonder if he's single.
Girl 2: those dark eyes... he's so quiet and mysterious... Sexy.
Girl 2: those dark eyes... he's so quiet and mysterious... Sexy.
by Saammsnoww April 26, 2021
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