j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

by mastashih April 3, 2009

S E P

Someone Elses Problem

The customer won't fix that part of the car, now it's S E P.

by Hondadude May 11, 2008

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When you are so bored on your zoom, you just decide to search this. Usually, people search this is history

You:Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh history is so boring I might as well type qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p' of google

by A_Random_Dino September 9, 2020

D her P

to dick her pussy

I don't care how old she is, I'd D her P

by digits April 15, 2004

Treat milega? :P

Asking for a treat when you find someone happy/promoted/expressing ecstasy.

milega? is a hindi word which means "can i"

Treat milega? :P : can i get/have a treat?

:P - you are not sure if the other person would be willing to treat you.

you seem to be very happy. treat milega? :P

wow! you have been promoted. treat milega? :P

Not bad,you got engaged. treat milega? :P

by Softykid December 16, 2010

P(enis)TSD

When you receive a horrifying, unwanted dick pic and have disturbing recurring flashbacks of the traumatic event.

My cousin sent me a dick pic and now I have a severe case of P(enis)TSD!

by 4ShitsSake April 29, 2014

P me O

Short for "piss me off" or "pissing me off". Has a variety of forms including:

"pmo"
"p m o"
"p'd me o"
"y u p me o"

You have been talking to Donna about your dog all morning and it is starting to p me o.
My boss p'd me o a cliff this morning.......I got demoted to a janitor.
Taylor bailed on our trip to boonies and its safe to say it p'd us o to a never-before-seen level.

by jaaa'mie December 14, 2016