National Fuck Day

April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.

Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day

by Vince Madici April 15, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

January 3rd a day in which anyone grabs anyone’s ass

It’s national grab ass day have you grabbed anybody’s

by John Mortan 12 December 23, 2019

May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

A day where gay people are sad.

Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

by Most average sized Dav May 23, 2023

laugh at america day

January seventh is global laugh at america day, please take the time out of your day to sit and reflect on how FUCKING MORONIC america is, and have a little giggle while you're at it too.

man1: oh did you hear its laugh at america day?

man2: haha really? can't belive those idiots haven't gottem themselves killed yet.

by RICHISPOORLOL January 7, 2021

National Thot Day

National Thot Day (Canada) is celebrated every November 21st. It is a very popular holiday in which you show respect to your fellow thots.

Are you going to the party for National Thot Day?

by Hlxn November 21, 2018

National Send Nudes Day

A day for anyone to send any kind of nude picture to one another

It’s National Send Nudes Day! I can send nudes to anyone!

by Bigblob420 March 19, 2021

Steak and Anal Day

Just just steak and blow job day, but with anal. Your man deserves your number two hole for all the hard work he’s been doing during the summer. August 27th, Fill his belly and milk his dick with the hole we all know he truly wants!

Sandy: guess what today is Randy?
Randy: steak and anal day, I’ll take it extra rare right off your booty hole!

by Billyburr696 August 27, 2019