One up

When your massive dong goes from a heads down to a heads up position, you gotta let that honey pie know you just got a one up.

Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up

Damn horbino, yo cleavage just gave me a one up. Grab a wheelbarrow and help me transport this mushroom load to bitches in need of a mushroom tip infusion.

by Mushboom August 11, 2021

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

Throwing up 4s

Throwing up 4s means you’re a walking bucket and you pull friend groups all at once

yoooo look at that girl throwing up 4s , she must get hella bitches

by kr23341 May 22, 2022

Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.

Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

Shot up a bag of meh

Got bored, lost enthusiasm, have zero motivation

I would go out tonight, but I just shot up a bag of meh

by Fuzzybuzzzz August 30, 2019

SHUT UP

SHUT UP means that someone is judging you for something and they will not close their mouth. You then reach the point where you 1. Whap them on the head with the device your holding, 2. Yell "SHUT UP" or 3. Scream at them "YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?!" and then punch a hole in the wall and throw them into da trash qwq!

Me: Math was so hard today, I couldn't focus DX
Classmate: Math was not hard, you just need to pay attention.
Me: EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT STOP JUDGING ME!
Classmate: You are judging yourself...
Me (throws classmate): SHUT....UP!!!!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

by ClubWatAh May 3, 2021

What up Doe

A form of speaking to someone, out side of saying hello.

POV: someone calls your phone…
You Answer: What up Doe so and so.

by LyricalLC July 26, 2023