Dirty Bennett

to kiss your brother in formal fashion while in possession of a sex doll being used by your pet corgi.

I performed a Dirty Bennett on Doyle, it was hot

by jackbutterstick April 4, 2022

dirty dinking

when one is caught hanging out with a member of the opposite sex in which everyone knows the said one is interested when one is suppossed to or has actually said one is doing something else

My parents came home and caught us dirty dinking.

by bbar June 11, 2006

dirty Isfah

When you haven’t showered in 2 weeks and stink

Errrr you smell like dirty Isfah

by 126373£:!/8):!/& February 4, 2025

Dirty Artin

is where a fat male sits on another guys face and performs exercises as sweat drips into the mouth of the person. This is then finished by the fat gentlemen relieving himself with either shitting in the persons mouth or pissing in their mouth.

Yooooo man... did you hear? I had a mad dirty artin last night

by TheMarshmallow April 28, 2020

dirty tapestry

When you ejaculate on a woman’s long hair, making it appear like an abstract medieval tapestry.

I finished on my girlfriend, giving her a dirty tapestry.

by FatFroLicker February 19, 2018

dirty hydro skimmer

The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.

My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.

by Fart42069 July 24, 2021

Dirty Paine

the act of jerking off to shirtless photos of hans zimmer, and ejaculating onto a chocolate chip eggo.

Charles told me about his attempted dirty paine last night.

did you give him a dirty paine?

by nekcalf November 15, 2024