Dirty burgle

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.

Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

dirty Skibititi tolet

When you put your head inside the toilet while getting back shots from a camera man

ice wallow come: Have you heard of the dirty Skibititi tolet

Hugh jass: YES WANT TO PLAY DADDY

by Moe lester____ June 10, 2024

Dirty Amery

The act of jizzing on your pillow then scraping it off with a vacuum sucker and placing inside a BLT sandwich, feeding it to the nearest homeless person, then telling them it was just expired mayo.

I used a dirty amery as a prank last night.

by Bill Horsecock May 6, 2022

Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 12, 2023

Dirty Racheeda

The act of biting your boyfriends foreskin and chewing it like bubblegum

Damn my cock really hurts from that dirty Racheeda last night

by CountryKillSlayer December 5, 2020

Dirty deacon

Where you piss while doing anal and you let it drip out with sweat, period blood and the piss into a cup and then you give the cup to your nan for Christmas dinner.

I did a dirty deacon with my nan last night

she said can we do it again tomorrow

by thebestwriter. June 20, 2025

Dirty Teghan

This is when a person is sleeping and you wake them up from their sleep and force them to give you a hand job

Last night I woke my partner up and got a dirty Teghan

by G Bara December 15, 2021