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Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work
Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*
by 30k Kars on Mars August 7, 2021
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schenectady two step

After you knock someone out in a fight or just knock them down, you take two steps as to walk away then turn around and give them a boot to the head.
Did you see the "Schenectady two step" Nate got in Geppetos
by 518 allday March 3, 2014
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Take my two

When you make someone flinch, and consequently give them two punches in his/her arm. You must then wipe them off, by swiping your hand against that same arm twice.
Person 1: "Hey"
Person 2 makes a quick movement towards Person 1's genitals
Person 1 flinches
Person 2: "You flinched. I'll take my two."
by FreshProduce February 8, 2010
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two way expressway

The act of letting your partner spread her legs, and letting a battery powered train run through her vagina and out her butthole.
Hey nicky let me shove this train in your vagina and out your butthole so it will be a two way expressway.
by deagleman43 March 18, 2014
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Two retards arguing

Two people who go on a full-on debate over a very minor issue.
Macdougall: wow look at Nicolas and Patrick over there yelling at eachother.
MacDermot : wow, talk about two retards arguing
by Balls McBallsface January 8, 2022
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Tennessee Two-Step

In multiplayer melee combat oriented video games the "Tennessee Two-Step" is a basic tactic used to out maneuver your opponent.
"Just give the zombies the ol' Tennessee Two-Step with an axe."
"The German soldier just pulled out his bayonet and gave me the Tennessee Two-Step"
by Staypuft Marshmallow Man August 18, 2017
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two scoops of hoops

When one serving of Hoops just won't do and you must come back for more. Warning, Hoops is an addictive substance. May cause feelings of intense pleasure, good vibes and overall sense of love.
I could sure use two scoops of Hoops right about now.
by Winesamurai May 27, 2016
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