two way expressway

The act of letting your partner spread her legs, and letting a battery powered train run through her vagina and out her butthole.

Hey nicky let me shove this train in your vagina and out your butthole so it will be a two way expressway.

by deagleman43 March 07, 2014

two hand the pump

A term for using two hands when holding a gun

If you make me mad I might two hand the pump

by Allmanwords June 01, 2017

two scoops of hoops

When one serving of Hoops just won't do and you must come back for more. Warning, Hoops is an addictive substance. May cause feelings of intense pleasure, good vibes and overall sense of love.

I could sure use two scoops of Hoops right about now.

by Winesamurai April 27, 2016

Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it

Twisted straight entwines two faced chandelier

by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010

Goody two shoes

Someone always looking to get another person punished by an authority figure.

The goody two shoes wanted him/her chastised.

by Solid Mantis December 03, 2020

one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.

Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.

by Anis Payne April 06, 2018

Two tone tommy

Has a badge and a gun he is the one

Gets drunk and raps about shit plug
Two tone tommy dont fuck wit rat bitches

by Uncle ronnie 69 May 22, 2018